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Food
The main show. The big muchacho. The reason for our existence and the answer to all questions. Please advise waiters of any allergens or preferences.
Burgers
All our burgers are served in brioche buns (GF available).
2 x 3oz beef patty, lettuce, red onion, beef tomato, house sauce and a side of gherkin. So Simple. So Beautiful. So Woods.£8.508.50 GBP
2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Melting Jack Cheddar, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Beef Tomato and House Sauce. £9.509.50 GBP
2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Golden Portobello Mushroom, Blue Cheese Sauce, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Crispy Serrano Ham. £11.0011.00 GBP
2 x 3oz beef patty, melted cheese, streaky bacon, camembert cheese bomb, inferno sauce and chillies. Damn. £11.0011.00 GBP
House Fried Chicken, Melting Jack Cheese, Crispy Bacon & Smokey Bacon Goodness. Served With Maple Syrup on the Side. Served In Either Brioche Bun or Waffle£9.509.50 GBP
House Fried Chicken, buttery buffalo sauce, cool ranch, crunchy iceberg, gherkins and parmesan shavings. Banging buff ting. £9.509.50 GBP
Deep Fried Halloumi, Portobello Mushroom. Topped With Pesto, Piquillo sauce and 'Pico De Gallo'.£9.009.00 GBP
Moving Mountains bleeding B12 patty. Vegan cheese, caramelised onions, gherkins, lettuce and burger sauce. Ooof.£9.509.50 GBP
Wangz
Uppin the wang game to make this lockdown a wang fest
Sticky BBQ crack sauce that taste as good as crack. Mild.£7.007.00 GBP
Classic glossy buffalo sauce. Buttery and vinegary. mild/med heat.£7.007.00 GBP
Smokey buttery vinegary chipotle sawss that shlaps so hard. mild/med heat.£7.007.00 GBP
Sidekicks
The perfect compadre for your meal.
Classic skinny fries, lightly salted. £3.003.00 GBP
Classic curly fries, lightly salted. £3.003.00 GBP
Sweet potato hand cut chips. Finally they're on the menu. Jeez. £3.503.50 GBP
Fries drizzled in homemade cheese sauce.£4.004.00 GBP
House fries drizzled in roasted garlic & rosemary olive oil and tossed in parmesan shavings. £4.504.50 GBP
Mac & cheese = pot of love = crack mac£6.506.50 GBP
Breaded and fried gooey mozza sticks. Served with tomato chilli jam. £5.505.50 GBP Unavailable
Buttermilk house fried chicken tenders. Served with a choice of sauce. £5.505.50 GBP
Our home made chunky coleslaw. AKA purple delicious. £2.002.00 GBP
Dessert
Warm chewy chocolate brownie. Served with caramel sauce, rock salt and vanilla ice cream.£6.506.50 GBP
Layers of soft serve, chunks of brownie, cookies, caramel and chocolate sauce & topped with whipped cream, popping candy and a cherry. £6.506.50 GBP
Two Shagabondz cookies hugging vanilla ice cream, served with warm pouring choccy sauce. £6.506.50 GBP
Homemade Sauces
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Kids Menu
For the little rascals...
Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)£6.506.50 GBP
Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)£6.506.50 GBP
Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)£6.506.50 GBP
Drinks
To wash down your tasty burger 😉